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Bandriya ne apni mom se puchha...
Bandriya ne apni mom se puchha meri saadi kab hogi. to mom ne kaha k Abhi ek bandar sms padh jaha hai. Agar wo muskraya to apni saadi pakki samajh.
Animal sms Jokes
Total character : 147


Banta to Santa:"Tum Next Janam...
Banta to Santa:"Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban na Pasand Karoge ? Santa : "A Cockroach" Banta: Why? Santa: Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Ha
Animal sms Jokes
Total character : 149


Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausa...
Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana, Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausm Hua Suhana, BANDAR Bhi Msg Padh Rahe Hai Kya EDUCATED Hua Zaman
Animal sms Jokes
Total character : 140


HUM AAP KO DEKHNA CHAHTE HAI ...
HUM AAP KO DEKHNA CHAHTE HAI AAP SE MILNA CHAHTE HAI PAR YE LOG BAHUT ZALIM HAI MUJHE AAP SE MILNE NAHI DETE KEHTAY HAI "ZOO BANDH HAI, KAL ANA"
Animal sms Jokes
Total character : 148


A man asks a fat man in a trai...
A man asks a fat man in a train: Is dis cabin 4 elephants only!!!! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkies like u can also sit here
Animal sms Jokes
Total character : 134


A baby dog asks mama dog: How ...
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
Animal sms Jokes
Total character : 144


Doctor, I can t stop behaving ...
Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog. How long have you been acting this way? Since I was a puppy!
Animal sms Jokes
Total character : 106


How do you circumcise a whale?...
How do you circumcise a whale? A : You need at least four skin divers
Animal sms Jokes
Total character : 74


Q : How do you identify a bald...
Q : How do you identify a bald eagle? A : All his feathers are combed over to one side
Animal sms Jokes
Total character : 88


wo snakes meet each other.. ...
wo snakes meet each other.. First snake:I hope I am not poisonous. Second snake:Why? First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Animal sms Jokes
Total character : 125


What did the turkey say to the...
What did the turkey say to the chicken? Gobble gobble
Animal sms Jokes
Total character : 56


Why do cows wear bells? Beca...
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work
Animal sms Jokes
Total character : 57


Two snakes meet each other.. F...
Two snakes meet each other.. First snake:I hope I am not poisonous. Second snake:Why? First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Animal sms Jokes
Total character : 119


When geese fly in a "V", why i...
When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer? Because there are more geese on that side
Animal sms Jokes
Total character : 94